The submersible vessel, called The Titan, is missing after the captain takes 4 people of undisclosed wealth levels to view the Titanic remains. The Vessel was named “The Titan,” following the long-standing sea tradition of NAMING THINGS AFTER SHIPS THAT SANK! They were deployed by a Canadian ship, and were clearly told that the Titan […]
In just over a week, Grant Park will be transformed into a mecca for race car enthusiasts. NASCAR is coming to town. People from all over have bought tickets to be among the 55,000 daily attendees at this highly-anticipated two-day event. Not only will this be the first-ever NASCAR racing event in Chicago, it will […]
The governing body voted last week and discovered there is no need for kids to wear a “Cup” for protection. Here is what the head commissioner of the National Baseball Association for Ugly Kids had to say, “Look, not only are most of these kids fnnnn ugly…..few of them have balls…….for that reason, no cups […]