The publication, “The Onion” reported a solution to increase water levels in the ocean if everyone would go swimming. Based on scientific evidence, “The Onion” is correct. However, at MPL we have discovered this puts the world in peril for a possible Tsunami. After further discovery, the federal government is sending out 330 million straws […]
As parents realize they don’t want to be parents, a new company started by Mel Bernstein opens called “Camp Early Riser”. The camp is only for 3 and 4 year old’s and starts at 3:45am. We spoke with the camp owner Mel, and here is what he had to say, “We are successful when we […]
The countdown for the next Presidential Election has begun. And there are so many candidates vying for the position of POTUS that we have a gigantic, convoluted pool of politicians in the running. Chris Christie continues to fall in popularity trying to overcome the Republican base. Joe Biden’s approval rating is just a tad above […]