WASHINGTON – President Donald Trump spent nearly 30 minutes on the phone explaining that Iran is ready to negotiate a ceasefire, but he personally is not ready to make a deal yet because the “their terms aren’t good enough.” When asked what those terms actually are, Trump explained his strategy clearly. “I don’t want to […]
WASHINGTON — In what experts are calling “one of the most unintentionally hilarious speeches in modern politics,” Eric Trump delivered a blistering attack on nepotism Sunday. His main targets were “other countries” and “their leaders” who only rise to power because of their famous fathers. Speaking with remarkable confidence, Trump blasted Iran’s new Supreme Leader […]
LAREDO, Texas – In a ceremony that historians are already describing as “deeply unnecessary,” U.S. Senator Ted Cruz was officially named “Mr. South Texas 2026” by the Washington’s Birthday Celebration Association. An organization apparently dedicated to proving that awards can always get a little sillier. The honor was presented at the Laredo Country Club, where […]