The legendary duo’s family of Larsa Pippen and Marcus Jordan have announced plans on having a child. Archrival Isaiah Thomas was quoted as saying, “Dayum! How many times the Pippens gotta ‘assist’ the Jordans?” She had filed for divorce from Scottie in 2018 and was finalized in late 2021. They share 4 children together. The […]
This week’s advice column features Conspiracy Theorist, Jack Q. Public (our guest advice columnist will not reveal his actual name because the government is using electro-stagnocto transmitters to trace his whereabouts whenever his actual name shows up in print, as he has explained to us). My girlfriend can only reach sexual climax when we […]
Paul Swanson was very jealous of co-worker Louis Battone or what his co-workers called him “Lucky Lou”. Paul Swanson decided to pull what he thought was the practical joke of the century. Paul bought a lottery ticket for all his co-workers including Lou, but he bought last week’s lucky lottery numbers and devised a plan […]