{"id":1088,"date":"2022-12-19T02:26:40","date_gmt":"2022-12-19T02:26:40","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/?p=1088"},"modified":"2022-12-19T02:26:45","modified_gmt":"2022-12-19T02:26:45","slug":"he-fired-his-boss","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/?p=1088","title":{"rendered":"He Fired His Boss?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/author\/bill-lumbergh\/\">By Bill Lumbergh <\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Dave Jargon has been with Initech for the last 25 years. For the most part, it has been smooth sailing with several promotions. However, when he was in the bathroom, he caught his boss whacking off. He didn\u2019t just catch him in the act, he quickly caught all of it on video (6.5 seconds). At that point, Dave realized he had ammunition for later use.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>6 months later, Dave was brought into a room with HR and his boss Samir. Samir was right about to fire him and then what happened next set a new trend for years to come. Dave gets up\u2026.grabs his phone\u2026.pulls it out right before Samir is about to lay him off\u2026..Dave screams in front of HR and Samir..\u201dYou are fired\u2026.check this out you moron\u2026.and you had to put whip cream on it\u2026what the f%#%$##&#8230;&#8230;you truly are a stupid asswhipe!\u201d At that point, HR fired Samir and made Dave head of loss prevention and security and doubled his salary.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Dave had these final words, \u201cI whack off all the time at work\u2026..but not in the bathroom\u2026usually in the basement with Milton\u2026\u2026he is into crazy bat ass shit..so am I\u2026..but the basement is far less evasive and meant for crazy shit like that anyways\u2026\u2026man Samir is an idot\u2026.I finally bought the house in Mailbu!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Bill Lumbergh Dave Jargon has been with Initech for the last 25 years. For the most part, it has been smooth sailing with several promotions. However, when he was in the bathroom, he caught his boss whacking off. He didn\u2019t just catch him in the act, he quickly caught all of it on video [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":1089,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1088","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-business"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mediapub.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/jackfff.jpg?fit=538%2C407&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/peiQC1-hy","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1088"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1090,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1088\/revisions\/1090"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1089"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1088"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1088"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1088"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}