{"id":1110,"date":"2022-12-19T17:44:12","date_gmt":"2022-12-19T17:44:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/?p=1110"},"modified":"2022-12-20T05:55:57","modified_gmt":"2022-12-20T05:55:57","slug":"extinguishee-launches","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/?p=1110","title":{"rendered":"Extinguishee Launches"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/author\/bill-lumbergh\/\">By Bill Lumbergh<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>As Elon Musk attempts to continue to dissect and recreate Twitter, he is also allocating dollars to his flame throwing company. Apparently, his flame thrower company is taking off and continues to experience growth. An analyst at Bear Stearns had this to say, \u201cThis crazy asshat is a complete capitalist\u2026.and succeeding\u2026I might invest!\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ronald Hartley of Alsip, IL founded a new company called \u201cExtinguishee\u201d. The mission of the company is to take out the flame thrower business by use of a high powered water device. It extinguishes flame throwers on immediate contact.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Ron had this to say, \u201cLook, Elon is a good friend from when we went to camp together back in 1978 at Ojibwa\u2026yes, I invented the wedgie\u2026.on Elon and it took off\u2026anyways, fire freaks me out and this will put an end to this\u2026.and probably piss off my old friend\u2026\u2026he really is a good dude\u2026just a nimrod at times\u2026..man I love him\u2026the dickhead (Elon) wants royalties\u2026.\u2026it was sort of his idea!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Bill Lumbergh As Elon Musk attempts to continue to dissect and recreate Twitter, he is also allocating dollars to his flame throwing company. Apparently, his flame thrower company is taking off and continues to experience growth. An analyst at Bear Stearns had this to say, \u201cThis crazy asshat is a complete capitalist\u2026.and succeeding\u2026I might [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":1111,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-business"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mediapub.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/fire.jpg?fit=552%2C431&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/peiQC1-hU","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1110"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1159,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1110\/revisions\/1159"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}