{"id":1163,"date":"2022-12-20T18:04:59","date_gmt":"2022-12-20T18:04:59","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/?p=1163"},"modified":"2022-12-20T18:05:05","modified_gmt":"2022-12-20T18:05:05","slug":"stuart-senip-is-the-man","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/?p=1163","title":{"rendered":"Stuart Senip is The Man!"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/author\/steven-spark\/\">By Steven Spark<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Media Pub Live\u2019s founder, Stuart Senip, made some ruckus yesterday at the LA Airport.&nbsp; He was attempting to carry a baby vulture home from his business trip in Hollywood.&nbsp; While perfectly legal, he confused many TSA Agents by transporting it in a pet carrier.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>When asked what the hell he was carrying he said it was a cat.&nbsp; When an agent further inquired why the cat was so ugly, Stuart said his cat \u201cidentifies himself as a baby vulture.\u201d&nbsp; The confused agent went and checked with her manager, who then reviewed the regulations and told her, \u201cThis is proper per pet protocol as it\u2019s not illegal for a cat to be ugly, or have tiny wings\u2026&nbsp; or bald and pink.&nbsp; Maybe it\u2019s one of them Egyptian cats?&nbsp; Probably, because this Mr. Senip looks like he has money, the kind who buys the expensive, organic mayonnaise at Whole Foods.\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>After he was cleared and checked in the pet carrier, the agent stared at him for a long time and asked, \u201cSir, I have to ask about your large, suspicious bulge\u2026is that a rare Komodo Dragon you\u2019re hiding in your pants?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He would only reply by saying, \u201cWhy thank you.&nbsp; Thank you very much\u2026\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>(*Mr. Senip was then free to board.&nbsp; Although the airline charged him excess \u201ccarrion\u201d fees.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>By Steven Spark Media Pub Live\u2019s founder, Stuart Senip, made some ruckus yesterday at the LA Airport.&nbsp; He was attempting to carry a baby vulture home from his business trip in Hollywood.&nbsp; While perfectly legal, he confused many TSA Agents by transporting it in a pet carrier. When asked what the hell he was carrying [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":593,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1163","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-entertainment"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mediapub.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/updated-bio2.jpg?fit=1130%2C919&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/peiQC1-iL","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1163","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1163"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1163\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1164,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1163\/revisions\/1164"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/593"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1163"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1163"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1163"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}