{"id":1180,"date":"2022-12-21T17:57:16","date_gmt":"2022-12-21T17:57:16","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/?p=1180"},"modified":"2022-12-21T19:52:18","modified_gmt":"2022-12-21T19:52:18","slug":"getting-ordained","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/?p=1180","title":{"rendered":"Getting Ordained?"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/author\/bill-lumbergh\/\">By Bill Lumbergh<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Rabbi Eleahoosteinemwitz always made his faith a big part of his life. From childhood to adulthood, he knew he was going to be a Rabbi and ultimately went to a Yeshiva in New York.&nbsp; He successfully completed his Rabbinical studies in half the time expected.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>He recently started a new educational system that teaches future Rabbi\u2019s the importance of looking like Jesus. He had this to say, \u201cLook, its no secret\u2026.Jesus had cool hair\u2026got all the chicks..smoked a ton of dope\u2026\u2026not to mention\u2026.always smelled good\u2026his model shoots have made every publication\u2026every bible\u2026.and he still gets royalties\u2026and gets tons of chicks\u2026.did I just say that?\u201d<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>To graduate and be ordained, all students have to do is read the entire bible slowly in mandarin. Few students pass.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Rabbi Eleahoosteinemwitz always made his faith a big part of his life. From childhood to adulthood, he knew he was going to be a Rabbi and ultimately went to a Yeshiva in New York.  <\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":1179,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1180","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-news"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mediapub.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2022\/12\/rabbi-1.jpg?fit=565%2C357&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/peiQC1-j2","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1180"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1181,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1180\/revisions\/1181"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/1179"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1180"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1180"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1180"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}