{"id":2110,"date":"2023-01-31T02:37:37","date_gmt":"2023-01-31T02:37:37","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/?p=2110"},"modified":"2023-01-31T02:40:40","modified_gmt":"2023-01-31T02:40:40","slug":"copy-machine","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/?p=2110","title":{"rendered":"Copy Machine"},"content":{"rendered":"\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/author\/bill-lumbergh\/\">By Bill Lumbergh<\/a><\/p>\n\n\n\n<hr class=\"wp-block-separator has-alpha-channel-opacity\"\/>\n\n\n\n<p>Even though we live in a world where everything continues to be digitized, the copy machine lives. Jack Litmyself has found the most hilarious way to almost get fired from jobs and has never been fired. The last two decades he has followed the CEO\u2019s of several prominent companies into the copy machine room. We are talking CEO\u2019s from HP\u2026Apple and IBM to name a few. He then goes to the copy machine right next to these \u201cC\u201d level folks while they are making copies. From there, he proceeds to make 500 copies of his face. In each instance the execs ask him what he is doing\u2026.and he has the very same answer, \u201cI am just making sure the copy machine works and here is wallpaper for your kids rooms!\u201d At this point he has never been fired.<\/p>\n\n\n\n<p>Jack had this to say, \u201cLook, if you are going to pay me to sit on my ass all day, then I am making copies and its going to be of my face\u2026.technically, it is work and more importantly I have never gotten fired\u2026..plus, my face as wallpaper is radical for any kid\u2026..and yes, I am the shazizzzle\u2026.anyway, gotta run, I took a \u00a0new job with Xerox to be their spokesperson and I report directly to the CEO\u2026I just hope I don\u2019t get fired!\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Even though we live in a world where everything continues to be digitized&#8230;&#8230;&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":2111,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2110","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-business"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mediapub.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/01\/copymachine.jpg?fit=441%2C373&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/peiQC1-y2","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2110","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=2110"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2110\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2113,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2110\/revisions\/2113"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/2111"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=2110"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=2110"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=2110"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}