{"id":2382,"date":"2023-02-14T21:34:54","date_gmt":"2023-02-14T21:34:54","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/?p=2382"},"modified":"2023-02-26T16:49:02","modified_gmt":"2023-02-26T16:49:02","slug":"dc-to-finally-reveal-fate-of-bruce-waynes-parents","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/?p=2382","title":{"rendered":"DC TO FINALLY REVEAL FATE OF BRUCE WAYNE’S PARENTS"},"content":{"rendered":"\t\t
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By Rob Kutner<\/a><\/p>\n

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After over eight decades of Batman comics, radio plays, TV shows, movies, and more, DC is planning to finally let the world know what happened to the parents of millionaire Bruce Wayne.<\/p>\n

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In a press conference, new DC studio co-head James Gunn dropped a bombshell, saying, \u201cNo more will we be left to wonder, \u2018Why do we never hear how The Batman gets along with his folks? Are they getting on in years? How often does he call, or sky-signal them?\u2019\u201d\u00a0<\/p>\n

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Gunn has recently made headlines for his and co-chief Peter Safran\u2019s audacious slate for the DCEU (DC Expository Universe). This now includes an equally bold plan to reveal that something happened to Wayne early in life that turned him into an insomniac grownup who wears pointy ears on his head.<\/p>\n

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Psychologists have long debated whether such a \u201ctriggering event\u201d (most likely occurring in rainy, black-and-white slo-mo) could have been responsible for transforming a perfectly typical 8-year-old well-loved rich boy living in a mansion atop a cave, into a dark vigilante with a fetish for breaking bones, also living on top of a cave.\u00a0 So far, their professional consensus is \u201cvideo games, or rock and roll.\u201d<\/p>\n

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They also agree that it definitely has no connection to Wayne\u2019s parents. They cite the completely normal habit of this handsome, highly marriageable millionaire to take in, mold, and disguise multiple young teen orphans. Others point to his healthy and necessary retention of a paternalistic octogenarian older male butler for a house he never spends time in.<\/p>\n

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Furthermore, almost nothing is known about Thomas and Martha Wayne, besides a tendency to take the lad to movie theaters night after rainy night, without incident, through alleys without any particular negative appellation.<\/p>\n

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In fact, this burning lack of information on the Waynes has led to a vigorous debate in the fan community. Some opine that they still live at Wayne Manor and <\/ins>even co-sleep, occasionally bang on the floor, yelling, \u201cKeep that bat-racket down!\u201d Others say the pair are actually Jewish, retired,<\/ins> and living in Boca Baton, while a third faction insists that they are estranged from their son, disapproving of \u201cthat crazy cat-lady he\u2019s dating\/fighting.\u201d<\/p>\n

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The one thing uniting all three camps is insufferability.<\/p>\n

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But if the hints coming out of DC central are any indication, Batman fans may be in for a slew of new 15-minute montages added onto to already 4-hour running times, that finally answer this question, over and over again.<\/p>\n

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