Def Leppard to go on tour with remakes of their classic songs!!<\/p>\n
Hernia<\/p>\n
Pee Through The Night<\/p>\n
Hung Out To Dry<\/p>\n
Songs from the Trickle IV Lounge<\/p>\n
Love and Afflictions<\/p>\n
PTmania<\/p>\n
Pour Some Splenda on Me<\/p>\n
When Love and Alzheimer\u2019s Collide<\/p>\n
Armageddon (that walker Now)<\/p>\n
Two Steps Behind And Off My Rocker<\/p>\n
Take What You Want (And Forget Where You Put It)<\/p>\n
Spillways (from my urinary catheter)<\/p>\n
Joe Elliott announced the tour saying, \u201cIt\u2019s to promote our new record, Diamond Star Halos.\u00a0 We just got really high and thought we wanted \u2018Diamond\u2019 and \u2018Star\u2019 in it.\u00a0 And \u2018Halos\u2019 because we all see that everywhere after the cataract surgeries.\u201d<\/p>\n
Vivian Campbell added, \u201cFirst of all, yes, I\u2019m STILL a man.\u00a0 It\u2019s 2023 and finally people stopped making fun of me.\u00a0 And for the record, I identify myself as a man\/he\/him\/dude and I pee standing up.\u00a0 Anyways please buy our songs and accessories, which now include walkers, wheelchairs and ear wax cleaner.\u201d<\/p>\n
Phil Collen concluded by announcing, \u201cWe partnered with Harrison Ford and we will be doing all the music for his next film, Raiders of the Lost AARP.\u00a0 Sponsored by AARP.\u00a0 Well, it\u2019s not a feature film, more of a commercial.\u00a0 Anyways please use the code \u2018DEAF LEP\u2019 to get 15% off everything off the AARP store!\u00a0 Life doesn\u2019t get any better than that.\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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