{"id":3345,"date":"2023-03-09T03:12:17","date_gmt":"2023-03-09T03:12:17","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/?p=3345"},"modified":"2023-03-09T03:13:18","modified_gmt":"2023-03-09T03:13:18","slug":"notsosmart-phone","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/?p=3345","title":{"rendered":"NotSoSmart Phone"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Bill Stewart once worked at Wescott Elementary, but later on in life became a serial entrepreneurial. He has succeeded many times over and now is at it again. He wants to get rid of the smart phone.<\/p>\n<p>He brought to market a smart phone that is not so smart. In fact, in simple terms it does the following\u2026.or we should say doesn\u2019t do the following:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>You can\u2019t dial out<\/li>\n<li>It is missing keys<\/li>\n<li>It talks back to you no matter what you ask or request<\/li>\n<li>The GPS consistently gives you the wrong directions<\/li>\n<li>The battery needs to be replaced every two weeks<\/li>\n<li>The screen comes pre-cracked<\/li>\n<li>When you try and sell it the stores pay you to leave<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>The NotSoSmart phone has forced people to give up owning a cell phone all together. Bill had one final statement before his phone blew up during the interview, \u201cBring back the rotary phone bitches!\u201d<\/p>\n<p>The good news, kids are less interested in a smart phone after purchasing the NotSoSmart phone.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Bill Stewart once worked at Wescott Elementary, but later on in life became a serial entrepreneurial. He has succeeded many times over and now is at it again. He wants to get rid of the smart phone. He brought to market a smart phone that is not so smart. In fact, in simple terms it [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":5,"featured_media":3346,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"nf_dc_page":"","_monsterinsights_skip_tracking":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_active":false,"_monsterinsights_sitenote_note":"","_monsterinsights_sitenote_category":0,"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":"","jetpack_publicize_message":"","jetpack_publicize_feature_enabled":true,"jetpack_social_post_already_shared":true,"jetpack_social_options":{"image_generator_settings":{"template":"highway","default_image_id":0,"font":"","enabled":false},"version":2}},"categories":[24,21],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3345","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-business","category-technology"],"aioseo_notices":[],"jetpack_publicize_connections":[],"jetpack_featured_media_url":"https:\/\/i0.wp.com\/mediapub.live\/wp-content\/uploads\/2023\/03\/notso.jpg?fit=362%2C305&ssl=1","jetpack_sharing_enabled":true,"jetpack_likes_enabled":false,"jetpack_shortlink":"https:\/\/wp.me\/peiQC1-RX","_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3345","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/5"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=3345"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3345\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3347,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3345\/revisions\/3347"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/3346"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=3345"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=3345"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/mediapub.live\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=3345"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}