There is nothing better than a hot cup of cocoa with whipped cream piled high like snow on a mountain. This has nothing to do with this story but it is cold as shit as I write this story and the guy across from me at the Denny’s has a hot chocolate.<\/p>\n
Anyways, Charlie Feldman of Freezy, Wisconsin has been brought to life after being frozen in a lake for over 30 years. Turns out he was trying to get a kidney to his local hospital for transplant.\u00a0 We caught up with Charlie and asked him how the events unfolded.<\/p>\n
Charlie said \u201cI was with a hooker and we were having a drink and next thing I know I woke in a bathtub full of ice with a note saying I needed a kidney. I looked down and saw stitches in my body. So I immediately got out of the tub, made myself a nice hot cup of cocoa piled high with whipped cream in the shape of a mountain full of snow. After I finished my cocoa, I grabbed a cooler labeled with the word kidney on it. I ran as fast as I could to the nearest hospital. The shortest rout was across a lake and that is where I fell and landed in the semi frozen lake. \u201c<\/p>\n
\u201c30 years later,\u201d continued Charlie, \u201dI woke up in a hospital and found out that inside the cooler was a note from my wife.\u201d The note said \u201cI hope this teaches you a lesson Charlie. Next time you try and bang a hooker I won\u2019t pretend to take your kidney, I will actually take your testicles.\u201d<\/p>\n
Unfortunately for Charlie, his wife\u00a0 passed away 10 years ago. However, he now no longer uses prostitutes to meet his needs, at least that is what he tells us.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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