WASHINGTON – In what legal experts are calling “bold” and others are calling “incredible,” several January 6 participants have filed a lawsuit claiming police used excessive force while they were, notably, attacking the U.S. Capitol. The lawsuit argues that officers “indiscriminately” used tear gas, projectiles, and force against what plaintiffs described as a “peaceful crowd.” […]
WASHINGTON, DC – In a move that legal experts are calling “technically constitutional, but bona fide comical,” the Federal Communications Commission announced that talk shows must now give equal airtime to opposing political candidates… because nothing protects free speech like government instructions on who gets to talk.” The rule, backed by FCC Chair Brendan Carr, […]
WASHINGTON — President Donald Trump delivered the longest State of the Union in modern history Tuesday night, clocking in at 108 minutes, roughly 103 of which were devoted to vibes. “Inflation is plummeting,” Trump declared confidently. “It’s plummeting so hard you can’t even see it anymore. It’s below the ground. Historic plummet. Probably the best […]