McRib, McRib, McRib, McRib I’m begging of you please don’t take my man McRib, McRib, McRib, McRib Please don’t take him just because you can Your beauty is beyond compare With weeks old flaccid buns with hair With bleached onions and meat 50% lean Your smell is like a can of Valvoline Your go down […]
MediaPubLive spokesperson, Stuart Senip, had no comment on recent Reddit rumors that its writers were secretly contracted to work as scabs at SNL. One of the rumors was that Jel Michaels and Steven Spark were set to host the Weekend Edition segment in place of Colin Jost and Michael Che. Neither Michaels nor Spark were […]
Entrepreneur Neil Hanson is at it again and according to him, he has come up with a multi-million-dollar concept. Neil’s new company is called Rent-a-Crip and he explained his new concept, “Our company is dedicated to care for people who are handicapped. The handicapped people won’t tell you what they tell me, but they are […]