Pulaski, Tennessee – After years of failed boycotts, accidental self-sabotage, and repeatedly purchasing products from the exact companies they claimed to oppose, America’s three largest hate groups announced Monday they are officially going in a “more colorful” direction. Standing beneath a giant banner reading “Hate Has No Future™,” leaders from the Ku Klux Klan, the […]
TSA immediately pulled Tim Hicks to the side when they noticed how puffy he looked. Next, they took him into a private room to have him undress to only notice he had on 12 shirts, 4 pairs of jeans and 6 pairs of shorts. Even more strange, he had 11 athletic supporters on. He claimed […]
After a slew of women and having several children, Musk has called it quits being straight. We spoke with Musk and here is what he had to say, “I have too many kids and women in my life. I want to keep things simple and begin dating Bezos. No need for a prenup. Plus, always […]