A Festival In UK Was Canceled After Kanye West Was Banned From Coming Into The Country and Kicked Out of Earth

Kanye West has not only been banned from a most recent music festival in the UK, he is also banned from living on earth. He can no longer live any where on earth. We later found out his brother “Tee” lives on the planet Mercury, population one. There is no oxygen or any form of inhabitants and being racist on a planet with no races is seemingly acceptable. Kanye has been deported to Mercury, however he still needs to fill out the paperwork “Tee” has put in place. We spoke with Kanye and here is what he had to say, “I don’t have a brother, so this is really messed up man.”