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#1 Thing to Say

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#1 THING TO SAY

According to psychologists and communication experts, the most important and the best thing to say when you are talking to someone is, “tell me more.”

I’m no expert, but I think that makes sense.  “Tell me more,” shows the person that you are listening, you care, and that you want to find out more, because you are invested in that person.

That is mind blowing and we should all use that in our everyday conversations!

On the flip side, Antisocioloigst Brad “Pitts” Riseman and Psychogynecologist Stickman Fraud provided a list of what not to say in most conversations.  These include:

  1. “I can also unlock it with my asshole.  I guess it looks like my face?”
  2. “WTH? I’d get my money back if I was you.”
  3. “It was only for a few seconds.  That shouldn’t count.”
  4. “Come on, you weren’t doing anything with your pic and SS number anyways.”
  5. “I have to park that way, I was born with a biparking spot orientation.”
  6. “It’s ok if it doesn’t work…..try again”
  7. “Why did you marry your sister….it’s not that big of a deal”
  8. “Lisa…..it is ok to have a hairy face……nobody can really see it unless they are close up”
  9. “Dad…..Billy was smelling your boxers again….he didn’t want me to say anything”
  10. “Relax……everyone has acne…..just pick at it and maybe you can pick your face off”
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