After a PB and victory, Tom Kim not only had a near perfect game, he also showed his penis for 18 holes. He said, no pants is my strategy. Several urologist at the event were impressed. Not by his golf, but size. We spoke with Dr. Stagless and here is what he had to say, […]
Cam Stattebo will be returning back to ASU this coming year. It was reported he didn’t finish a course in atmpospheric science in his last year of college. He is still two credits shy of his diploma. He will also be working as a janitor doing highly complex math problems in the math department. Jackson […]
We spoke with Trump and here is what he had to say, “This is fantastic. I am into culture and into grabbing the cervix (I can’t say bad words anymore). The Iranians are beautiful people. So endearing and let you in once you are close enough. Mojtaba Khamenei is enjoying the company of Melania. He […]