EAST RUTHERFORD, N.J. – Spain won the 2026 FIFA World Cup Sunday. Apparently Donald Trump thought HE did. The evening got off to a rough start when more than 80,000 fans greeted the President with a chorus of boos as he walked onto the field for the medal ceremony. Trump reportedly responded with a smile […]
OSLO, NORWAY – After years of studying Erling Haaland’s astonishing combination of speed, strength, and goal-scoring ability, Norwegian scientists have reportedly reached a unanimous conclusion: “This wasn’t a birth. This was a first-round draft pick. Somewhere, Charles Darwin is demanding a drug test.“ The investigation began after researchers examined Haaland’s family history and discovered what […]
COLUMBIA, S.C. – Following the death of Senator Lindsey Graham, South Carolina Governor Henry McMaster announced the temporary appointment of Graham’s sister, Darline Graham Nordone, to the US Senate, prompting millions of Americans to ask the same question: “Wait… that’s how this works?” To be fair, it IS legal under South Carolina law. Which somehow […]