WASHINGTON, D.C. – Americans hoping to register to vote under the proposed SAVE Act are being advised to begin gathering important documents immediately… before Congress changes its mind again. Election officials reportedly assured citizens that proving their identity should be “simple”. One official explained, “It’s really very simple. To register to vote in a federal […]

Pulaski, Tennessee – After years of failed boycotts, accidental self-sabotage, and repeatedly purchasing products from the exact companies they claimed to oppose, America’s three largest hate groups announced Monday they are officially going in a “more colorful” direction. Standing beneath a giant banner reading “Hate Has No Future™,” leaders from the Ku Klux Klan, the […]