A Hard Pill to Swallow
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Woman searching for Sugar Daddy’s has become a much more difficult job over the last 20 or so years. However, a new company developed by woman searching for older men with money has come up with a new company called Sugar Daddy’s Pharmacy. We spoke with the head of Sugar Daddy’s Pharmacy Monica Delpot and she explained “30 years ago it was so easy to find and please a sugar daddy, but now with these erectile dysfunction pills, life has been so much harder (I think she intended the pun). It used to be men over 70 with a ton of money just wanted a young lady to be by her side but now they expect us to do things in the bedroom, yuck. So that led to me coming up with Sugar Daddy’s Pharmacy, a pharmacy that develops pill clones. We have a blue pill that looks identical to Viagra and the same goes for the other boner pills. All women have to do is, order our pills and replace the real pills with ours. Our product might be expensive, but the women can easily sell the real stuff on the street for good money. Just think about it, women can now hook up (sort of) with an old rich dude and not have to go all the way. Unlike the men our sales have been rock solid.”
A new company started by old rich guys has recently emerged to fight this new trend and it’s called Vitamin B-owner (pronounced Boner). The company sells Erectile dysfunction medication but puts it in a dark vitamin bottle labeled B69 on it. William Hale III the CEO of the company asked to remain anonymous, said “Sales are on the up and up and since we launched have not gone down (winking at me – very uncomfortable)
