Not really satire.

Not really satire.

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A Suit That Doesn’t Fit

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By Jack Firestone


Media Pub Live is suing themselves. In what can only be called a media stunt, they have sued themselves because as the attorney stated, “Media Pub Live is not living up to their own hype and needs to step up their game and after several failed zoom calls, one which included a “Toobin” desperate times are called for.” He continued “it is a lot of work for me, but it will be worth it. Sure, I not only am presenting the case, I also have to defend us.

We at MediaPub.Live were shocked at the news and we reached out for comment from Stuart S.. He has yet to return our calls as he is still in the Pacific Ocean in a submarine. I did go on record anonymously and say “this is the dumbest fnnn stunt we’ve tried since the jello bear wresting in the middle of Times Square. However, I fully expect us to lose this lawsuit. Stuart is going to go nuts and probably fire the whole staff like he did last month when Bob asked for us to get the passcode to the restroom.”  

We will keep you posted if I still work here, and we aren’t shut down because of the suit.

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