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Aaron Rogers Claims He Can Grow a Mustache on His Back

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Aaron Rogers showed us his grace at Berkely in college and continues to demonstrate that very same athletic prowess in the NFL. He has since told reporters at a press conference in Florida that he can grow a mustache on his back. We spoke with Aaron and here is what he had to say, “My brother Jordan thought he could play in the NFL…well, I did….Jordan claimed he could grow a mustache on his back….well, I have……..Jordan has nothing on me………I am considering growing a beard on my butt……I am 99% sure I can do this…..looking forward to a great season and how my back and ass will look in a a few months!”

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