Not really satire.

Not really satire.

Healthcare

Abstinence

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Years ago, Paul Fuchesmeeself realized he wanted to make sure his kid would save himself for the right lady in his life. As a parent, his focus was to teach his son the importance of abstinence. As his son approached 17 years old he came up with a sure fire solution.

He drove around the city of Chicago and on North Ave, he found his solution immediately. Paul shared with us how his solution all came to fruition, “Like every Saturday morning, I met with a hooker named Treasure, however this time she gave me my first STD….Chlamydia…it was a disaster…however, now my idea was brought to life….I paid for her to seduce my son…..he was ok with it…he then got Chlamydia and never wanted to have sex again….today he is 40…still a virgin….just call me Super Dad!”

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