Actors Strike Has Changed the Game

Actors have started to film on their own until the actors strike ends. They get compensated by robbing banks prior to filming. All of these “Class B” films will be using real weapons since they don’t have access to props. We spoke with one actor who wanted to remain nameless and here is what he had to say (his name is David Simmons), “This is real shit…in one scene I was shot twice and stabbed three times…and that was after we robbed two banks and I was shot by a crossbow….who the f@#$% has a crossbow these days…I thought that was only used in the props department!!!!!”