Not really satire.

Not really satire.

Healthcare

Administering Vaccine Procedure Changes

Share

By Bill Lumbergh


The covid vaccines continue to be administered all over the country as well as other vaccines. There is certainly debates about the vaccine, however one doctor has changed the way children will receive the vaccine.

Dr. Gotballs had this to say, “Kids truly hate getting the shot in their arm, and often complain of arm sourness, what I do will sound crazy, but it works and the kids never have arm pain….I simply novacane a small area at the center of their forehead….from there I shove that long needle in their forehead….sure, they scream a little….but I have not had one kid complain about their arm hurting….problem solved…..for the kids I can’t stand, I always administer their shots…those are my favorite days to be on-call on….I am grateful to keep kids healthy!”

Only one mom complained because I wouldn’t let her administer the shot to her pain the ass kid. She insisted….but I have an oath I need to follow and I hate kids…I mean, I love them and want take good care of them…most of the time:)

Previous Article

Next Up