Adult Diapers

Arnold Lipshitz has created a company to compete in the adult diaper market. MediaPubLive (MPL)has caught up with Mr. Lipshitz for an exclusive interview regarding his new company.

MPL: Thank you for joining us today, can you share with our audience the name of your company and how you decided to enter this competitive market?

Arnold Lipshitz (AL): My company is called Pupayholdair, and I started the company after going to a Taylor Swift concert. I am a Swifty and I was so into her music during the concert I tried to hold my bowels and when I saw the bathroom lines were so atrocious, I ended up staying in my seat and shitting myself.

MPL: So that is when you decided you needed to make an adult diaper?

AL: Not exactly, it was when I tried to get an Uber home and no one would let me in their car, it was at that point I knew what I had to do.

MPL: Couldn’t you just buy one of the adult diapers that is on the market?

AL: Sure but those on the market are for old people like Octogenarians, not someone like me who is in their 40s. I knew that if I made adult diapers look cool, and with odor protection, I would make a fortune. Currently, we are now working with sports teams to put their logos on our product. It is going to be so cool, picture an adult Diaper with a Blackhawks logo on the front. Chicago market will go crazy for them.

MPL: Who is your biggest competitor in the adult diaper market?

AL: Depends.

MPL: on what?

AL: Depends.

MPL: I see we are getting nowhere at this point. I want to wish you luck on your new endeavor.