AI Chatbot Declares All Employees to Be Terminated

Yes, you read that headline correctly. But don’t worry. AI isn’t planning to kill us, just take our jobs! MPL has received a draft report from researchers at the top universities in the U.S. and abroad titled AI Will Replace Nearly All Workers. Don’t be too alarmed, maybe they got lazy had Chat GPT to write the report for them. Anyway, the report is just a draft, so we can pray that these MIT, Stanford and Cambridge PHDs are 100% wrong. Digging in, the report finds that AI and related technologies, including drones and robots, will replace nearly all workers in the hospitality, manufacturing, finance, journalism, customer service, retail, architecture and design, construction, energy and many other sectors of our economy.

But, hey, we still need doctors, professional athletes and entertainers, right? I mean, you have some mad hoop skills, so there’s a chance… And your twins, the skinny one was pretty good at ballet when she was 8, and the smarter one got a B+ in biology, so maybe there’s a shot… The report estimates that the technology will take at least 3-5 years to replace many of us. Gotta go, I need to practice my pickleball if I’m gonna make it as a pro.