AI Divorce

Man utilizes chatgpt and AI to communicate with his wife while working out of the country and his laziness and use of AI to communicate with his wife has led to their divorce. We spoke with Mark James about his recent experience with AI and how it led to his marriage’s demise, and Mark said, “I was already sick of my wife, and she was the breadwinner in our family and she could never let me forget that. Lucky for me, I got a job that took me out of the country and since she is tight with money, we decided to to just email each other since we had cheap phone plans.  My co-worker introduced me to Chatgpt and AI and showed me how to setup an account that could intelligently respond to my wife and learn and continue the process. The best part of it was that it learned that she was a bitch and eventually got into a huge fight with her. The AI was so intuitive that it hired a divorce attorney and started my divorce without me even knowing it. The AI was so good it figured out the best attorney to hire and the lawyer won me the house and I even get alimony checks from my now ex wife. The only bad thing was that I was divorced for 5 months before I even found out. I was being faithful to that bitch and never even needed to be because we weren’t even married. The best part is that when I got home the AI already had setup accounts on all the dating apps and I had dates ready to go from the time I came home. The only issue I have with AI is that it now thinks I am bi-sexual, but so far, the guys I have met aren’t that bad.”