AI Genital Readers

Artificial Intelligence (AI) is making security companies struggle to stay ahead of the criminals. AI is full of databases that work together to gather key personal information about people across the globe. No longer will your Iris or even fingerprint be able to be used to safely open doors, safes or computers as the AI has caught up and now can allow criminals to imitate your most personal and unique features, well almost all. All Safe is a leading safety company that has come up with one of the most unique ways to keep your secrets or private information safe. David Locke, CEO of All Safe explained his company’s new unique safety feature, “We want your private information to stay just that, private. We had to find an unusual way to have key personal identifiers that have not been used by any other company. Turns out male and female genitalia have more than 32 unique identifiers that we were able to use to keep your stuff safe. So, technically you could say we use your privates to keep your stuff private. If you have some junk you want stored on an encrypted card, then all you need to use is your junk, it is that simple. There are two genitalia readers one for a man and another that is for a woman. We believe that our genital 2000 model will keep all your stuff safe. It took some balls for us to get this project rolling, pun intended, and we stand behind our junk or below yours, if you know what I mean.”