AI Until Death

Artificial Intelligence (AI) is learning at an incredible pace and married people are taking full advantage of this phenomenon. Married couples who are sick of dealing with their spouses but feel divorce is too expensive, can no we use AI to solve their problems. Until Death Do We Part AI is a company dedicated to helping men and women stuck in a loveless marriage fulfill their marital promise. Arti Phishal, the creator of this company explained how his company operates, “If you sign up for our service, we take care of text messages and even calls from your spouse.Upon signing our agreement, our AI service will listen to your phone calls and follow your texts back and forth from your spouse for two weeks. After two weeks our AI service can now respond to your text’s and even replicate your voice on your phone calls. During Beta testing we had a 85% success rate, where the spouse had no clue.  10% that found out got divorced which is what they should have done anyways and 5% were murdered after they were found out but that is a number we could live with. Remember, this is AI and it will only get better and we fully expect those murder numbers go way down. The AI learns how you respond to your spouse during the initial weeks and will make notes of anything important, like dinner plans or such. The fun part is when we find out that both spouses unknowingly are paying us to communicate to one another. So, essentially our AI is talking to itself. We are not terrible people and we don’t hate marriage, in fact, we are working on ways our AI can get the spark back in their lives. We are teaming up with Victoria Secret so after enough payments are received, we can send out sexy clothes to liven things up a bit. Good thing for us, if you read the fine print, which we know they don’t, they have to pay a years membership fee to cancel.”