Airlines Change Policies

As the airlines go through many changes, they have expand and altered many policies. Bathrooms will now be smaller. If you are over 5ft 4 you will have to shit in your pants or pee in the aisle. Additionally, now major airlines are installing a button where you can roll down your window at your seat. We asked one pilot what he thought about this window mechanism being installed and here is what he had to say, “This does pose some dangers….however, all those crying babies will fly out the window creating a far more relaxing flight….and I mean, who the fff doesn’t like cold air….ok, this might be a bit extreme….we are also recommending all customers pack a parachute…this is for safety and can be used for those who want to skydive while in flight………we look at the skydiving as another revenue source!”