Alexa Officiates Bernie’s Wedding
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Artificial Intelligence is taking over along with voice recognition. It is changing the way we live, especially for Bernie Sanders. Bernie is in the process of getting remarried to his brothers’ wife. Her name is Lucy Sanders….good news is she is stoked that no name change needs to take place.
Bernie may be old, however he is well versed in technology automation and has Alexa all over his condo. He had this to say, “Alexa will be officiating my wedding…much easier…cheaper…..no driving to the event and leaving a carbon footprint…..and my condo is fairly small….Alexa fits in the palm of my hand!” His family found this all very disturbing.
While he was ranting he had this to say, “Look, not gotta lie, I can’t hear an fnn thing Alexa says…..so this idea made even more sense…..my brothers wife is actually a real bitch….but super rich….massive life insurance policy and an annuity….yeah, I got my name added to all of that shit unlike my dumbass brother…..I do really love her…mostly her money……looking forward to a great life…even better life when the marriage dissolves accidently😊!” His brother Bart had a final comment, “Fnnn genius…and I get half what I didn’t get before when Lucy dumped my ass…she couldn’t handle that all I eat is chicken fingers from Raising Cane’s….have you ever had them….if there is an apocalypse Raising Canes better be made into MRE meals or I am dead or will try to be!”
