Allergy Clinic Forms Partnership with M&M’s

So many kids are plagued with being allergic to peanuts and other nut varieties. This is a serious issue. However, M&M’s has formed a partnership with NoClueberry Clinics in Groton Connecticut. All clinic locations will have vending machines exclusively with regular M&M milk chocolate packages, however each package will have peanut M&M’s inside (even though they look like plain M&M’s). Dr. David NoClueberry had this to say, “Look, lets just get this fake allergy shit out of the way and see if anything happens if they eat peanut M&M’s…..so far, we have discovered every kid is full of shit…..and that many of them come back for seconds!” We spoke with a patient who’s name needs to remain nameless due to HIPPA laws (her name is Melissa Wortherby…Social is 666-76-009P) and here is what she had to say, “I just come for the candy!!!”