Am I White?

There has been a movement of blind people that are questioning their whiteness. Each of them has indicated they are not sure what they are. Meaning, they are not white……and don’t truly know what their heritage is since they can’t see themselves. We spoke with Dr. Noreligion and he had this to say, “I have to be honest, I am going blind and not 100% sure if I am white or pasty white……this has caused me to go to a specialist and to redo 23 and me again…..I actually think I am an anteater…..it is not out of the realm…..and stop making fun of my snout!” MPL is doing more research on this to determine if this story is even true. The CEO (Brad) had this to say, “This is a fake story….stupid at best….and I wrote it…let me finish my matzah and take a crap…if it is even remotely possible!”