Amtrak Announces “Crying”Caboose Section on Trains

As the world goes into a tizzy, Amtrak has added one train car where people can cry for the entire ride. We asked senior leadership about this new service and here is what they had to say, “Look, we are sick of customers on the train crying with their depressing shit….throw them all in one train car and let them cry the entire trip until they hit their stop…..given weed is state legal in many places across the US, we are adding weed to the “Cry” section….maybe the fnnn crying will stop……plus, its a revenue source for us….we just wish they all understood that the world is not coming to an end……but their damn crying will stop if they smoke the weed….at least that is what that stupid medical card says…..or do they need one?”