Anti Anti Semitism

Anti-Semitism is on the rise in the United States and Saul Rosenberg of the Anti-anti-Semitism Coalition has been working on a solution (not that kind of solution, you anti-semite). He realizes that in order to curb anti Jewish beliefs you have to catch the non Jewish kids at a young age and have them interact with young Jewish kids in a positive environment. Saul discussed his idea, “At first we tried to get kids to come to our holiday parties like Passover but turns out or traditional food and Seder did not do the trick and turned out that the kids started to hate us even more and then it hit me harder than a matzah ball from my grandmother Gert’s matzah ball soup, get them to a bar mitzvah party. It’s the only thing I know goy’s like, a nice Saturday night Bar or Bat mitzvah, loaded with a an open bar of course. Ahhchaaa I said to myself, this is brilliant, all I have to do is find a way to get the non-Jewish boys and girls to get invited to area Bar and Bat Mitvahs. So my coalition went to work and started a lottery system at area schools to have a select number of kids attend area Bar Mitzvah parties. The good news was that the kids who came loved it and had a positive view and were less likely to become anti-Semitic. The bad news we could only afford to have 2 or 3 kids per school go the party and the kids who didn’t get invited become more hateful towards us. So we are now back to the drawing board and are working on new ideas like rent a Jew for a day for example.”

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