Arizona Coyotes Looking for A Smaller Stadium

The Arizona Coyotes have been playing at the ASU Mullet Stadium until they identify a new location for the team. The NHL is fully behind keeping the team in Arizona. However, NHL management is discussing the idea of playing in a smaller arena. We spoke with some folks involved in the NHL operations and hear is what they had to say, “After a number of focus groups and studies it has become increasingly clear the team would be better off at a stadium that holds 200 seats tops……we figure, fans can also pay for additional tickets that we call Lapticks……LapTicks are a license that allows each fan to have another fan sit on their lap at a marginally reduced costs…….we are excited about this concept and having no issues packing games….because we can’t fnnnn pack them now!”