Arizona Coyotes Moving?

After further discussion, the Arizona Coyotes might be leaving the Valley of The Sun. At MPL, we were able to uncover where they are going and here is what the front office had to say, “Actually, we have no idea…..all we know is all the players didn’t show up to practice and there was a handwritten letter…it stated, we the team will stay in Arizona if we can play with no helmets….like the old guys…..and can we please get coach to stop drinking from the toilet….it is not uncommon for him to do this…..and a bunch of us players find it odd….not that it is wrong….we just want him to tone it down….he also is known to ask other players when he is in a stall taking a crap if someone can hand him a highlighter….great coach but awful bed side manner!” The commissioner of the league did suggest the team might be looking to build a smaller rink than the one they already play in. Here is what Gary Butterman had to say, “Well……nobody goes to the games…team sucks……food is average….maybe less of everything could make a winning team…..or maybe remove the ice…..or maybe play another sport…ya know hockey guys are good at other sports!”