Ask A Telemarketer…

Our Guest Advice Columnist this week is June Randell. June has been a Telemarketer for 19 years and deals with people every day. She is a self-proclaimed “people person” who just “knows what people are thinking and what they need.”

Justin F. – Boise, Idaho – I have been working out since I was 14 years old, playing football in high school. I take a lot of pride in being all natural… no steroids or performance enhancing drugs. My biggest problem though is that I think I am intimidating to a lot of women. I have not had a girlfriend in years, and I just have a lot of trouble meeting women. I’ve been told that I am handsome, but overbearing when it comes to my stature. Can you give me some advice on what I can do to help my lack of dating-situation?

Justin. Thanks for getting in touch with me today. My name is June, and I hope your day is going well. I want you to know that I am here to help you in every way possible. Your satisfaction is my number one concern. My operator number is XGF129867661B. It sounds to me like you are interested in a device that can help you meet women. I definitely have what you need. For the very low price of $13.99, you should be purchasing the book, “How to Succeed with Women.” And if you act now, you can also get a copy of “How to Flirt” for only $9.99. Just pay separate shipping and handling. Thank you for reaching out to us. Have an outstanding day. 

Cheri H. – St. Paul, Minnesota – I have always wanted to be a chef. I cook something special for my family every night for dinner. My friends say that my pastries are amazing. I have so many ideas for special treats and dishes. I want to be a professional. But I am afraid to walk away from my job to pursue something with no guarantees. How can I go about making a seamless transition into my passion for cooking?

Cheri. Thanks for getting in touch with me today. My name is June, and I hope your day is going well. I want you to know that I am here to help you in every way possible. Your satisfaction is my number one concern. My operator number is XGF129867661B. For the very low price of $212.49, marked down from $249.99, for a limited time, you would definitely enjoy the 9-Piece Select by Calphalon Space Saving Hard Anodized Nonstick Cookware Set. These are Dishwasher safe for easy cleanup. Saves 30 percent more space and stacks and nests in any order. Durable hard-anodized aluminum exterior with silicone grip handles. And has a dual-layer nonstick interior for easy food removal. And if you act now, for just $41.99, you can get a bonus, as well. The S·KITCHN Nonstick Grill Pan, Induction Stove Top Grill Plate, Grill Top for Stove, Grilled Pan for Stovetop, Grilling Pan for Indoor, Glass Top Grill Skillet, Gas Range Grill Panel. You are certain to enjoy this amazing set! Thank you for reaching out to us. Have an outstanding day.

Lisa D. – Athens, Georgia – I have wanted to take a tropical vacation for years. But my paycheck just won’t allow me to leave the states to the tropical paradise I am yearning to go to. How can I accomplish my dream of getting to a sandy beach and sip rum drinks, if only for 3 or 4 days?

Lisa. Thanks for getting in touch with me today. My name is June, and I hope your day is going well. I want you to know that I am here to help you in every way possible. Your satisfaction is my number one concern. My operator number is XGF129867661B. Destination vacations are certainly expensive. Who has the means to travel to exotic locations these days in this economy? I have an incredible offer for you. What if I told you that we will pick up your airfare, pay for your hotel, and give you $50 per day, cash, to spend on anything you like in Cancun, Mexico? Sounds too good to be true. Well, it isn’t. For just 4 hours of your time, Timeshare Vacation Packages, Inc. would like to tell you about the benefits of owning a timeshare in beautiful Cancun. You’ll see why you have to be insane NOT to own a timeshare. Also, a complimentary breakfast is provided on the day of the seminar and tour. Should you decide to purchase a timeshare condo, financing is provided by the resort, and most resorts include a purchase incentive. Thank you for reaching out to us. Have an outstanding day.