Athletic Supporters Needed in Little League

The governing body voted last week and discovered there is no need for kids to wear a “Cup” for protection. Here is what the head commissioner of the National Baseball Association for Ugly Kids had to say, “Look, not only are most of these kids fnnnn ugly…..few of them have balls…….for that reason, no cups needed….the bigger concern is why some of these young kids have such hairy backs…..there is talks about some youth legislation that these kids would have to shave down their back prior to play……one kid named Larry Harry Stein has more hair on his back than a grizzly bear might have on his ass……just sayin!”