Attention Deficit Disorder

Louisville, Kentucky has created the most unique library in the United States. The library was developed with children and adults who suffer from attention deficit disorder in mind. The library does not allow you to be quiet and in fact you will not hear much shushing in this place. Robyn Kayaws the head librarian and self-diagnosed ADD sufferer explains their new library, “Kids these days can’t focus especially when its quiet. The kids are so used to looking at their cellphones while listening to music while watching a concert and that is how we modeled our library. Speaking of models, we had a local model stop by and check out our new style section. Where was I?, oh yeah, our chaos-controlled library has been beta tested over the last 6 months and it has been a huge success. Kids are able to multi-task and able to use their ADD to their advantage. One of the advantages for the city is that we sell sugar sodas and coffee inspired drinks to the kids and the caffeine is an awesome drug for ADD. Speaking of drugs, we will not tolerate any kids bringing in drugs, unless of course it is Adderall. So if it’s peace and quiet you want, do not come here but if you have ADD and you want to study, hold on, I can’t remember If I turned off the coffee pot in the back. Oh yeah if you want to study and you have ADD like me, come to our unique library designed for people like you and me.”