In the lead up to their big cage match, which conflicting reports indicate may take place in Rome, Mark Zuckerberg and Elon Musk have been trading shots on social media to help hype the fight. Elon even went so far as to challenge Mark Zuckerberg to a literal dick measuring contest, a challenge that the […]
Why do men love boobs? The eternal question that has hounded humanity for eons may finally get an answer as the National Institute of Health has awarded Dan’s Research Inc. with a $10M grant to study why men are fascinated with women’s bazoongas. “Real ones, fake ones, big ones, small ones, ones the size of […]
On this day in sports history — May the 17th, 697 B.C. Greco-Roman wrestling has its humble beginnings. This account comes to us from the writings of Testecliis, a philosopher and poet: It was a particularly warm, Ancient Greek summer that year, and as such robes were optional. More like non-existent. Even grape leaves draped […]