At a press conference this afternoon, a team of scientists from the Winston-Salem-Marlboro-Chapman Institute for Social Research and Advancements in Smoking in association with Anheuser Busch, claimed to have successfully isolated the gene that allows for healthy smoking. “Have you ever noticed that some smokers live cancer free forever, while others don’t?” the Leading Researcher […]
Amazon has given it’s shareholders their biggest erection yet with it’s decision to make a huge move into the electricity market. Today the company announced plans for a massive coal-burning power plant in the American midwest. Situated right in the heart of farm country, the facility is expected to be the largest coal-burning plant on […]