Relax….we make fun of both sides at MPL. Former President, current presidential candidate, billionaire, and four-time indictee Donald Trump has been probing for potential new criminal opportunities in an effort to pad the stats of his arrest record. It’s a curious move for the candidate, especially given the current open-ended nature of his most recent […]
Turdcutter Park, so named for Admiral William Turdcutter of Space Force, hosted a massive double protest on Sunday afternoon. The Conservative Unified New Teachers Society was out protesting the latest thing, and in response the liberal leaning Freedom United Competitive Knowledge Society was out in force staging a counter protest against the initial protest. All […]
Another year, another big L in the loss column for local Plumber and father, Benjamin Dover, in People Magazine’s Sexiest Man Alive Competition. The losses keep piling up for Mr. Dover, as he has now reached forty consecutive years without taking home the title. Since the day he was born, Ben’s mother Ann Dover has […]