As many of you already know, Preparation H feels good on the hole, and the company has set out to improve its lineup by adding three new flavored options to the shelves. Chocolate, Strawberry, and Menthol headline the new additions, which are the result of careful market research showing that instances of ass-to-mouth have increased […]
A team of Doctors from the New Utica Technical School believe they have uncovered a miracle cure for Male PTSD and Depression, based on studies that originated in the 1800s. They have reported a 95% effectiveness in small case studies of 45 participants, and plan to expand the study nationwide. The solution for depression, PTSD, […]
Jenny Craig has long been a staple of the diet-conscious community, helping men and women shed unwanted pounds by providing specifically portioned, moderately healthy, easy meal options. However, with declining profits and a shift in the market toward body positivity instead of actual health, Jenny Craig is making adjustments to meet new demands. Now, in […]