Avoiding Cyber Threats

Ben, from Ohio State, was once a computer science tutor. Every student went to him knowing Ben would do your work for you for a small fee. Years later, he still is an expert in Mac Pascal and DOS (obsolete computer languages). As technology and computer languages evolved, Ben did not. He never grew another inch since college….his hair looks the same…his best friend is still 18…..he wears clothes that no longer fit….and he still doesn’t have to shave (accept for his back and sometimes arms). However, one he has maintained his coding abilities that have made him a VERY wealthy man. He continues to code in Mac Pascal and DOS. The result is no cyber threats break Ben’s coding. Why, no idiots use those languages since they are obsolete. Ben is the only coder in the US using both of those languages.

We caught up with Ben and here is what he had to say, “Nobody and I mean nobody uses either language….and quite honestly Java is way to hard….I hate it….and HTML is for dumbasses………..I might go back to FLASH….I am in the process of restoring my facsimile machine……I am in the process of getting laser hair removal from my arms…yes, I am sane…in a Dahmer way!”