Bad Gift

Valentine’s Day has come and gone and people are talking about what their loved ones have bought them for that special day. Below is a list of the worst gifts to buy that special someone. Before we get to the list, can we all say F you to Hallmark for putting so much pressure on people who already have it tough by just being in a relationship.

Top worst gifts:

• Nose Job (what you don’t like it?)
• Botox (saying I look old?)
• Boob job (really?)
• Tummy tuck (that hits below the belt, well at least my tummy does)
• Gym membership (lazy gift and you think I am lazy too)
• Weight Watchers membership (wait, watch you get me before I bite your head off)
• Vasectomy (you couldn’t be kidding)
• Vaginal rejuvenation (is that really a thing)
• Penis enlargement surgery (a dick move)
• Dark chocolate (you get it)

Funny thing about this list, is that as much as it hurts to get these things as gifts, you probably want them but can’t let them know.