Banned Books for Sale

Entrepreneur Sheldon Finley has come up with a unique business in Florida. He has turned the states banning of books into a thriving business. Sheldon explained his new venture, “People want what they can’t have and kids especially are no exception. As soon as I heard that Florida was banning books and there was this huge controversy, I said to myself, how can I make a shit ton of money off this crazy situation. I knew right away that there would be a bunch of kids who never gave a crap about reading will now want to read these books they are not allowed to read at school. It is a lesson I learned early in life and that is how I got my 3^rd wife, by pretending to not be available. Sure, it cost me my 2^nd wife, but she only wanted me because she couldn’t have me. So back to the books, I am able to buy these books for cheap and then open a store close to the schools and sell them and boy do they sell. I work mainly near middle and high schools as there is more ancillary products I can sell. In fact, I sell dissolving condoms which has led to me selling  the morning after pill to my store and profits have never been better.”