Bears Have Only Been Playing 8 Players on The Field

At MPL we had a chance to speak with the Bears coaching staff and here is what they had to say about their most recent loss, “We just realized for the last several years we have only been putting 8 players on the field…..nobody on the coaching staff had any fnnn idea…then again, most of the coaching staff was using the smelling salts to get up for each game, but you are only supposed to smell them for about 15 seconds or less…for the last 2 years the coaching staff has been each smelling them for 3 hours at a time…..some of the coaches passed out and at that point the assistant coaches were not exactly sure how many players at a time can go on the field…..problem solved as the McCaskey family bought a book called The Rules of Football!”